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  1. i don’t smoke weed anymore and i have basically zero desire to do so but i really want this pipe because look it’s so cute

    i don’t smoke weed anymore and i have basically zero desire to do so but i really want this pipe because look it’s so cute

    April 20, 2014 8 notes
  2. check out this bag of cold french fries

    check out this bag of cold french fries

    April 20, 2014 4 notes
  3. i used to take fingernail clippers and clip off all of my whiteheads on my nose

    April 20, 2014 4 notes
  4. i want to stick a needle into each and every one of my pores and suck out all of the sebum and dirt

    April 20, 2014 7 notes
  5. i added so many socks to my amazon wishlist that i had to make a separate sock wishlist

    April 19, 2014 3 notes
  6. idiat:

idiat:

put this on a shirt and then put the shirt on your body

hey cool you can actually put this shirt on your stupid body now! what better do you have to do at 4 am than buy a shirt?

i did this last night

    idiat:

    idiat:

    put this on a shirt and then put the shirt on your body

    hey cool you can actually put this shirt on your stupid body now! what better do you have to do at 4 am than buy a shirt?

    i did this last night

    April 19, 2014 20 notes
  7. i think about this sometimes. william’s mom is a wild card.

    i think about this sometimes. william’s mom is a wild card.

    April 18, 2014 12 notes
  8. April 18, 2014 5 notes
  9. the krone is almost six times the american dollar

    April 18, 2014 2 notes
  10. i just started cackling 

    i just started cackling 

    April 17, 2014 9 notes
  11. NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY GRILLING FETISH

    selfcallednowhere:

    So I continue to be the only one who has a GRILLING FETISH now cos of John’s “Being a guy, I’m a good griller,” quote, right? Well, Y’ALL ARE MISSING OUT.

    I was at this resale shop yesterday and I found these socks with STEAKS on them so obviously I had to buy them. And then the checkout girl was all “Oh, these are cute!” and I’m thinking “Um I think you mean SEXY AS FUCK.”

    So for some reason I felt the need to explain to her that, yeh, I have this whole grilling thing now cos the guy I’m in love with said this thing in an interview, even though 1. I am a VEGETARIAN 2. I don’t even like manly guys and 3. he’s actually like the least manly guy ever, HE’S A HUGE FUCKING NERD ACTUALLY. And she was laughing at me even though this is entirely, ENTIRELY reasonable.

    Then she asked me if I know him personally and I said that no he’s just in my favourite band, and I had my (TMBG, naturally) wallet out to pay and I have the picture from the back of the Don’t Let’s Start EP in there so I showed it to her and she was all “Oh, he’s hot though” so I had to admit that um well he doesn’t look exactly like that anymore cos he’s only  28 YEARS OLDER NOW, “BUT HE’S STILL REALLY HOT.” Fun conversations.

    (via demishreksual)

    April 17, 2014 12 notes #i cannot believe quinn exists
  12. i tried to do a make up video but i started cursing too much and i thought “that’s enough”

    April 16, 2014 4 notes
  13. 45 plays

    April 16, 2014 2 notes
  14. Sketched an Usagi

    Sketched an Usagi

    April 16, 2014 7 notes #doodle
  15. they DO work out

    April 16, 2014 1 note
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